Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Vikings Fire Brad Childress



After 2 years and a 14-18 record, the Minnesota Vikings parted way with Head Coach Brad Childress today. While surprising to most mainstream media insiders, football fans everywhere saw this stroke of common sense coming. Owner Zygi Wilf was quoted as saying "If I want the suckers...errr...good people of Minnesota to help with a new stadium, we need a winning product. And that just wasn't going to happen with that cueball leading them. He's got the coaching abilities of something I left in the toilet this morning."

Childress wasn't surprised either, saying he's been looking into new opportunities at a level more attuned to his ability for a few months now. He has an interview Thursday with the athletic director of the Annandale (MN) School District for the open Jr. High football assistant coach position.

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